Doctor, shouldn't you be operating on the patient?
How come you are out so soon?
Indeed...
The operation can't be done.
What? Why?
It's complicated.
It's not convenient to talk here.
Yau Cheung's kin, please come with me.
You go with him. Let me wait here.
Brother Yau, how come you are out?
How come I am an illegitimate son?
Son! Son!
Who are you? Who are you?
Mommy here!
I just learned that Yau Cheung is not my daddy.
Now there's a black woman claiming to be my mommy..
No! I'm your mom. I'm Barbara!
I went to Africa for volunteering work. That's why I got this tan.
Hold it...
Brother Yau, did you just say Yau Cheung is not your daddy?
I don't know why the doctor said that.
Actually...
What? Go to Professor Robort and tell him he's got it wrong.
I am Yau Cheung's son. What he said is not true.
It's true. You really aren't Yau Cheung's son.
What?
I'm sorry I lied to you all these years.
Actually, I had a big fight with Yau Cheung that year.
I was so upset I went to a bar to get drunk.
A shortie came over...
I really was very drunk, or I wouldn't have drunk with a man that short.
I did the most shameful thing of my life.
I really am sorry.
Who wrote this corny bit of the script?
You just calm down... None wanted this to happen.
Right...
What no one wanted it to happen? I don't want to hear such excuses.
All my life all I wanted was Daddy's fortune.
Now I am left with nothing.
Not nothing. You still have your mommy, and me your stepfather.
Right.
We're a wholesome family, warm and cozy.
Yes, warm and cozy.
I don't care for a stepfather. I don't care for this mommy.
This family is neither wholesome, nor warm and cozy.
I don't even know who I am.
Who am I?
Son...wait...wait for me...
Let him calm down first.
How come Yau Tin is not Daddy's son?
It means Barbara had another man.
It means Yau Cheung had been raising up someone else's son.
I don't have a medical answer for it, unless I was Yau Tin's natural father.
Doctor, let me ask you: you didn't mean it, did you?
I was kidding only.
If I had such an uncaring son, I'd rather be dead.
Now Yau Tin can't be a liver donor, what about my daddy?
Don't worry. We have good news for you.
We've found Yau Cheung a liver.
We are getting ready for the transplant.
It's highly likely to be a success.
That's good.
I'm sure your show is ready to go.
Far from that.
I mean the reality show. I'm sure preparation is under way.
No.
Do you have guests lined up?
No.
What about the shooting schedule, venues or the rundown?
None exists.
Manager Ko, take it easy.
Are you picking Mario's brain?
Don't you worry. He can pull it off.
I highly doubt that.
Mario, be honest with me. Are you taking me for a ride?
I am waiting for instructions.
You mean you are taking Heaven for a ride as well?
Come on, he's waiting for instructions. Once he gets those, you'll see things happen
Excuse me.
(From Kelvin: Senior, the school needs you. Be back right away.)
Here it is.
Let's welcome SRK's top student, Mario.
Hey, you called me and said the school needed me.
Yes, it's very important.
It's Graduation Day for the SRK programme.
Graduation? That's right.
Mario, you are our best student so far.
You should give us the graduation speech.
What do you want me to say?
Whatever you like to say.
I was just a supermarket porter when I was first taught the SRK techniques.
A silly girl actually spent 30 grand on me within a day.
What? $30,000?
30 grand a day. Anyone else could do it?
Anyone? No?
But it's a mere start for Mario.
Indeed. Then I came to know a wealthy woman
and became a big star in showbiz.
I wore a watch worth over $400,000,
drove around in a 2 million dollar car,
and lived in a 10 million dollar flat.
This achievement makes every man green with envy and every woman see blood.
Guys, this is not a tall tale.
This man is right in front of you.
Anyone of you wants to be like Mario?
I do...
Mario, your life took such a dramatic turn in so short a time. How do you feel?
I feel really guilty.
Why?
Take it easy, guys.
If it was me, I too would feel guilty.
So much money in so short a time,
I really shamed schoolmates who couldn't do it.
Mario, am I right?
No. I really am wrecked with guilt.
I hate what I have done. Just thinking about it makes me puke.
Well said. Too much of a good thing can make you puke.
Guys, do you want to puke this way?
Shut up!
What Mario means is...
Just shut up!
Being a toy boy cost me my self-esteem and my pride as a man.
I was just a woman's lapdog.
Think about it. How would you feel when you were just a dog?
Then I was sidelined by the TV station.
My watch, the car and the flat were taken away from me overnight.
I was so down and out I had to pawn my stuff.
To feed myself, I became a nude model, a construction site worker,
and then back to be a supermarket porter.
Do you want to be like me and mess up your life like I did?
How wonderful! Mario is back to the supermarket.
It means he can start from square one again.
Guys, Mario can relive his SRK dream!
You rascals...
So many women! Mario, are they all here for you?
The pretty one, yes; those angry ones, no.
Ladies, may I know why you are here?
For revenge!
You SRK scums, liars!
Con artists of money and love!
We are here to take back what's ours.
We are here to do justice for heaven.
Ladies, I too was an SRK victim.
I was conned 30 grand within a day.
I was conned 300 grand!
I was conned 3 million dollars!
I was conned three flats!
Where are you going?
I think we should disperse before violence breaks out.
He's gone!
What should we do?
No one can bail you out. Just drop dead!
Let's go.
Have you forgotten why I am here?
Senior, help...
Don't get in the way!
Go away if you still want to live...
Calm down...no use torturing them...
You just want your money back.
I promise you, they'll Pa'! UP-
Really?
Yes, on condition that you'll leave them to me.
Let me take them away.
Take his word for it.
If anything should happen, come to me.
Welcome to Little Sun Rehabilitation Centre.
We don't have a drug habit, what rehabilitation?
Not a drug habit, but you are addicted to soft rice eating,
I am here to help you kick the habit.
Why should we listen to you?
Set us free or we'll call the police and say this is kidnap!
This is not kidnapping.
You signed the agreement to stay here.
What agreement?
In the coming month, if you'll work for me,
I'll settle your scores with the ladies here
What work?
Soft rice related.
Sign me up...-
Good. Then sign this...
So it's the agreement? You conned us.
Now you know how it feels to be conned.
You can leave if you like.
But it's stated in the agreement,
leaving without permission means a compensation.
Don't bother.
If you can't pay, go to prison.
SRK scums, hello.
I am your soft rice loan consultant.
After our discussions, your creditors agree to let Mario be your HRR supervisor.
What HRR?
H for hard, R for rice, R for rebirth.
The full name is Hard Rice Rebirth and Self Reliance Course.
The course aims to help you kick the soft rice habit,
help you start again and support yourself.
From this moment on, it's training in hell.
Let's go! Rock 'n' Roll!
Rock 'n' Roll never dies!
I'll make it through my true strength!
Be a real man.
Shoulder all the pain and frustrations.
I must and I will be totally dedicated to it!
Why bother to pretend sincerity when were foes?...
I told you Mario could do it.
He really made a show to help others.
Mario really has spared no efforts.
See how much he cares about them.
He may have spared no efforts,
but others may not be grateful.
He has done so much for them.
I am sure he can win them over in the end.
You have done so much for Mario too. Have you won him over yet?
Why talk about those things?
Clear things up with him.
If it's not possible between you two,
don't waste each other's time.
Why ask for me at this hour? We should go to bed early.
I want to clear things up with you.
About what?
Do you love me or not?
Please, don't talk about this at the backstairs. It's stuffy here.
Don't be shy.
You are now a member of Check Out Church, you can't lie.
Do you love me?
Let me remind you, I can't lie,
but I can choose to remain silent.
For the last time, do you love me or not?
I do love you.
I knew it! Though you wouldn't say it, I...
But we can't be together yet.
Why not?
I am now a Check Out Church member.
I need to get instructions and approval from Him.
I understand the instruction thing.
But are you making an excuse to turn me away?
Why would I do that?
This means a lot to me.
It's not about getting a girlfriend,
its getting a girl to be my wife, to bear me children and to start a family with me.
Most importantly, whatever she will change into, fat or thin, pretty or ugly,
I'll still stay with her for life, we'll never separate.
You tell me, shouldn't I be serious about it?
Though I have found her,
I still need Him to give me the hint before we can be together.
You have thought that far ahead.
Haven't you?
What's the hint?
I don't know.
I think I should do something that can touch and help the people of Hong Kong.
If I can do it, we can be together.
But what is it?
I haven't figured it out yet.
How long will it take you?
Quite a while.
How long do I still have to wait?
I don't know.
Igor it!
The first time you said you loved me,
you conned me of all my money.
This time you say you love me,
I have to wait who knows for how long.
I got it...
You are taking me for a ride.
Hey, where are you going?
What about the show?
You can handle it on your own!
Please, give me a hint.
Help me out, OK?
You have undergone a long training.
Now I have two choices for you.
You can walk out of here, and no one will stop you.
Then you can go back to your toy boy life.
Or, if you can get this medal from me, I'll give you a job.
What kind of job?
You'll know if you can get it from me.
It's hot. All together.
Have you been lapdogs for too long and you can't fight anymore?
We are not lapdogs anymore!
We are now real men. Don't you insult us!
Though you can't beat me, you still have won this medal.
It's because you have the fighting spirit.
Nothing can stumble you anymore.
Have we got ourselves a job?
Yes.
I mean to shoot a reality show.
You are the stars.
It's about how you turned a new leaf.
Thank you guys.
Thank you for showing your true feelings,
and thank you for your perseverance.
Your training is done and our shooting is over.
Welcome to Daddy TV.
We'll have a series of shows for you.
It means you can make money and pay your debts
and start a new chapter of your lives.
Do you want this job?
Yes...
Well done! Bravo!
Thank you.
What are you doing? Don't move.
Daddy, be careful.
What now? Where are you going?
The doctor said I am getting well fast.
I should exercise more.
Daddy, the doctor may have said so, but it doesn't mean you are fully recovered.
But I really want to take a walk.
Right, sunbathing can help in his recovery.
You are right.
Honey, have a walk with me.
Be careful.
Just a moment.
Hey, I'll take a walk with your daddy.
You have a chat with your hubby.
Bear it in mind, the baby comes first.
They know what to do.
Come on.
Be careful...
We can only get lovey-dovey in a sickroom.
It doesn't sound very auspicious.
At least I can see you.
It has been some time, you must miss me.
How do you feel?
I want to puke.
Am I this hateful? Do I really make you puke?
No...I really feel nauseous...
Why do you feel sick all of a sudden?
What "all of a sudden"?
I am pregnant. It's quite normal.
But I can't throw up.
Besides feeling sick,
how else do you feel?
I have no appetite and I feel tired.
I'd feel dizzy when going out.
I can't hold any food down except plain vermicelli.
So you can't eat anything at all!
But now I crave dessert.
Let's go get some.
Do you really think we can go out together?
Well, no.
Other pregnant women have their hubbies to keep them company,
but I have to endure it alone.
Hubby, why do we need to suffer like this?
What about quitting the election?
You really will quit in order to keep me company?
I mean you should quit.
Why should it be me?
Because you are pregnant.
You need to keep the baby safe and you need more rest.
You shouldn't tire yourself.
When you said you had no appetite and couldn't hold the food down,
it hurt me like Misting a knife into my heart.
Actually I have thought about it.
I too want the baby to be healthy.
Let me talk with the association.
That's organic.
Then I'll tell others that after the cooling off period,
we have decided to patch up.
With you withdrawn from the election and me elected a legislator,
we'll be left alone.
Hubby...
Baby...you just have patience.
We'll soon be reunited.
You are a smart girl indeed.
You just have some rest and leave the kitchen for me to clean up.
What happened?
Miss Ching-man suddenly had the desire to pick up cooking.
The kitchen now looks like a battlefield.
What?
Mom, am I very incompetent?
I just promised Tsoi-yeh I would quit election and be a stay home mom.
But I couldn't even handle cooking.
Silly girl, whatever you want to eat, ask Sister Mui to make it for you.
But if every household chore is taken care of by others,
what is my worth in the family?
I really feel useless.
Now I am worried if I can take care of the baby.
If the wife can't even take care Of the family, what will the husband think?
Will he dump me in the end?
How come? Don't be silly.
Ma'am, I think Miss Ching-man has prenatal depression.
It's the tell-tale sign when a pregnant woman loses faith in her husband.
Prenatal depression?
Mom, do I have prenatal depression?
How do I know?
When I was carrying you,
I had no husband to provide for me.
I was too busy making ends meet, I didn't have time for depression.
But if losing faith in the husband is the cause of it,
then no way will I have depression.
Your hubby loves you so much and is so caring,
you should have faith in him.
You have work to do,
you shouldn't waste time calling me.
I miss you.
It's late now.
Let's leave it for tomorrow.
Alright. I'll go back to my work.
You really have no time for me?
Silly, of course I do.
Unlike other pregnant women...
I really am useless.
I know you have to work
but I still get in your way...
I can't help you out a bit.
Let me come over.
No...
You go back to your work.
Sure you are alright?
I am fine.
Honey, why are you crying? What is it?
I am fine. You go back to your work.
Bye.
Prenatal depression?
I think she really has it.
I mean you.
Can men have prenatal depression?
Of course.
Oh no, let me go back to her.
What can two prenatal depression sufferers do together?
Cry into each other's arms?
Let's go have a drink.
Whisky on the rocks.
What about you?
Do you have Spreading Hedyotis cordial?
What?
Tsoi-yeh, we are in a bar.
What about Hemp Seed cordial?
I have to stay healthy.
I have the election to run and I have a family to take care of.
I am not asking you to drink every day.
It's good to let off steam when you feel stressful.
Do you find it too stressful?
I first shaped you two as a model couple
and recruited you into the party.
Then you two had to split up and Ching-man had to run on her own.
Now she has quit because of her pregnancy,
but you end up having depression.
You tell me, how will it not be stressful?
Take your time. I am watching over you.
Cheers.
Waiter, a Long Island, please.
Ginseng tea with honey.
HEY"
Baby, Mommy is terrified.
I don't know if you will be born healthy.
I don't know what kind of a world you will be born into,
I don’t know if I should enroll you in some pre-schooling course...
See? I can't even make important decisions.
Baby, what should I do?
Hello?
What?
Ching-man...
What happened?
Please tell Tsoi-yeh to leave Lai-mei alone.
We can't say it to Tsoi-yeh nor Lai-mei,
we are at the end of our wits.
That's why we called you at this hour.
What are you talking about?
They are in love with each other.
What?
I told you not to drink so much.
No...
No? You can hardly stand up. Steady...
(From Bei Chai: Almost there. See you.)
Be careful...
I don't know if love just crept up between them.
They work in the same office every day. It really is embarrassing.
Stop it! I'll clarify it with Tsoi-yeh.
Be careful...
Lam Tsoi-yeh, there's something I long to tell you.
It has been with me for years. I have to pour it out.
What is it you have kept for years?
Just go ahead.
It's you.
Look!
Pull over!
Pull over...
Why won't you pull over?
Calm down.
By being emotional, you'll put us in danger.
You three are public figures.
Pushing and shoving out there is unbecoming.
I thought it's just an office affair. Now they are doing it in public.
Stop it!
Lai-mei, you are drunk.
I love you.
Lai-mei, you really are drunk.
I have a wife. Please cut it out.
So what? I really love you.
Lai-mei, you are drunk. Please...
I don't care.
Stop it!
I recognise you. You are a reporter.
You are mistaken. It's not what it seems.
Lai-mei, reporters took pictures of us! Lai-mei...
Tsoi-yeh, I said I love you.
Taxi!
Driver, take her to this address, please.
Hello, Manager Ko, Lam Tsoi-yeh here.
I am in trouble.
I need you to look for a person for me. A reporter.
How come you could find me?
You could find me, why couldn't I find you?
What do you want?
Let me warn you, kill the story.
Mind what you are doing. I'll call the police.
What are you doing?
I don't know what else I can do.
I can only beg you on my knees.
If I am guilty, then I deserve it.
But you saw what happened.
I have not taken advantage of her.
Pa, who is he?
Don't worry. It's alright.
Don't you scare my son. Go away!
My wife is pregnant.
If the stow goes to print,
it'll affect me, my wife and my baby.
They may not be able to take it.
It may mean human lives.
Please, I beg you.
A clear conscience can get you nowhere nowadays.
Your pen can ruin my life!
Pa, what has this uncle done?
Tell your son what is right and what is wrong.
Son, he has done nothing wrong.
Just go. The pics will not go to print.
Thank you.
Young friend, your father just did an honourable thing.
Honey!
Why are you here?
What if reporters saw you coming to me?
I missed you, Honey.
Look, I bought you a present.
Do you like it?
Where were you last night?
I spent it alone.
How boring. Why didn't you ask a friend out?
How would I have time for it?
Moreover, without my wife by my side, I can't have the mood for going out.
It's said a gift for the wife out of the blue means a guilty conscience.
Is it true?
Why should I have a guilty conscience?
You are lying!
I saw you and Lai-mei kiss in public.
You betrayed me behind my back!
Honey, I didn't tell you because I didn't want you to get it wrong.
I didn't get it wrong. I saw it with my own eyes.
If you don't love me anymore, just tell me.
You didn't have to do that behind my back!
It's not like that. We went for a drink and she had a drink too many...
I don't want to hear about it!
I am not interested in your love life!
Honey...
Stop calling me Honey.
I don't want to be your wife anymore.
Go away!
Why can't you calm down and let me explain?
Are you out of your mind?
You're asking a woman to calm down at such a time?
Go away, or I'll go mad!
Alright...I'm going right away.
Don't get emotional.
I'll show you, you are the only one I love.
There's nothing between me and Lai-mei!
Go away!
How come it's not in the newspaper?
It's not on their website either.
Let's call their editor-in-chief.
Hei Lai-mei here. What's wrong with you?
I asked you to shoot Lam Tsoi-yeh forcibly kissing me for headline news,
but you have failed me.
I shouldn't have passed you all those scoops all the time!
I'm sorry. But the reporter said his camera was not working.
He failed to capture it.
Save it! No more scoops for you.
We did so much work, and we got nothing?
I thought we could take Lam Tsoi-yeh down by one stroke.
He may still be standing,
but his marriage is now in tatters.
What should we do next?
Tsoi-yeh, not a moment too soon.
EPD officials will meet the people tomorrow.
I mean to confront them on garbage disposal.
You help me work out some questions.
You really have no qualms about it?
About confronting the officials? Why?
I don't mean that.
Then about what?
I mean...last night...on the street...
50?
I want to get it straight.
You were just drunk, right?
Tsoi-yeh, you've spent years overseas.
Why should you worry about it?
It means...you aren't in love with me.
Seriously? That's what everyone says to anyone close by when drunk.
That's good. My wife saw you kissing me.
Now she thinks we have an affair.
Sorry, I was dead drunk last night.
I didn’t know Pd landed you in trouble.
No need to say "sorry".
But could you do me a favour?
Just tell my wife the truth.
Sure. Her association will go to the Q&A session as well.
Let me clarify it to her face to face.
Good, thank you indeed...Thank you...
Sir... Yes?
Meal time. Thank you.
Here you are. You are welcome. Enjoy.
Thank you... Enjoy...
Meal time... Enjoy...
The barbecued pork is good today. Thanks...
You are welcome. Enjoy...
Son?
Good job indeed...
Oh yes, I should tip you.
Take my phone. Thank you...
You had a phone. Why didn't you call me?
I called you many times but your phone was off. Why?
I had been looking for you.
Go home with me.
Hey...How come there are just carcasses of pigs or chickens?
It's not edible without shark's fin or abalone!
You are still mad at me?
You domestic helper,
if you are done with giving out meals, you can go.
I know it's my fault, I kept you in the dark for so long.
But I didn't know it would turn out this way.
What about this? You leave the boxed meals here,
I'll have them cleared for you.
Hey, meal time!
Go get your favourite food and some proper clothes.
You can be mad at me,
just don't take it out on yourself, alright?
You can come home anytime you like. I'll wait for you, alright?
Oh, boss, you are early today.
You are still in your pajamas.
Do you mean to watch us enjoy shark's fin again?
No, I'm going to enjoy it myself this time.
Boss, we'd stocked up on shark's fin for you.
Have you had your fill?
Far from that.
But you have cleared our stock.
It's not just shark's fin I want.
I want the whole shark, deboned.
I want the whole shark.
Not a problem.
Fresh from the Philippines.
Boss, how do you want them prepared?
Sharks!
Boss, don't touch them without wearing gloves.
We can braise them with shallot and ginger or stir fry them with curry,
or simply roast them.
So this is what fresh sharks taste like.
How come I feel cold, and a bit dizzy?
I must have a cold.
I should go back for some sleep.
What brought me here?
Instead of the massage chair, I have to sleep under the flyover.
Who did this to me?
It's payback time!
My family members have to pay!
The story's about to end, as expected, like nothing ever happened,
everyone will come out in pairs for BBQ.
I've already laced the chicken wings and sausages with poison.
Not a moment too soon.
They are just roasted. Enjoy!
Enjoy!
No, I have to go for revenge somewhere else!
The meeting is coming to an end.
We should be grateful, and let's pass the offering bag around.
What about a grenade?
You all go to meet your creator!
I forgot I was among them.
It's not the way to have revenge.
The supermarket!
Tamagoyaki sushi, please.
Mario, drop dead!
Freeze!
How come you have a gun?
I'm an undercover police officer!
Freeze!
You have a gun too?
Undercover officer from Customs!
Who else are undercovers?
Occupational Safety undercover officer!
FEHD undercover officer!
Vivienne is undercover from the Hunger Game.
Undercover from Drainage Services!
How come the world is overflowing with undercovers?
Why can't I have my revenge?
I have to pay someone back!
Yes, it's all because of you, Lam Tsoi-yeh!
In a peaceful way!
Make Hong Kong green!
In a peaceful way!
Save Hong Kong!
Sweetie, I thought you had quit the elections.
It's in the past.
Now I think we shouldn't depend on men.
Why? You have a hubby. What gives you this idea?
Anyway, I won't quit.
Be green, make Hong Kong green!
No landfill expansion, be green, make Hong Kong green.
No landfill expansion...
What are you doing here?
I want to clarify things with Ching-man.
I have nothing to talk with you two.
Ching-man, I understand you don't want to talk with me,
but please hear Lai-mei out.
Ching-man, I know you saw me with Tsoi-yeh that night.
We have talked about it.
We don't want to drag it on.
What happened?
Actually...Tsoi-yeh and I are an item now.
What?
Hey, what are you talking about?
If you were not pregnant, he would have asked for a divorce.
What on earth are you talking about?
Lam Tsoi-yeh, you have an extramarital affair!
Ching-man, don't you listen to her...
Mom, I saw them kiss in public!
You...
Ching-man, no...
You rascal...
Ching-man... You human or not?
Ching-man, hear me out...
Stop calling my name...
Oh...
Why did you hit him?
Why did you hit my wife?
Why did you hit my daughter?
Why...
Slut!
Lam Tsoi-yeh!
Yau Tin, take it easy...
You cost me everything!
It's your turn to taste the loss of your most beloved.
Leave your sister alone! She's pregnant!
Don't you scare her!
What sister?
You are a shark lover,
I am going to cut its fin off in front of you!
Did you feel it? Terrified?
Of course, you were cutting your finger, not the fin.
It's really terrifying!
Blood!
Give way...
More are coming...
This way...
So many? The Emergency Ward's full!
Is it food poisoning?
I don't know, many sent to other hospitals already.
Lam Tsoi-yeh, you are no longer part of the family.
The Yau family is no longer your concern.
Ching-man, let me help...
Stop following me. Go away!
Have you got his personal data?
He doesn't have his ID card with him.
What? He's the rich kid Yau Tin.
He loves shark's fin.
Does he?
Mr Yau, are you alright?
I want shark's fin...
Calm down...
Mr Yau, calm down...
Calm down... Calm down...
The medical professionals are really overworked.
They fall asleep at the drop of a pin.
What am I supposed to do?
Revenge, I want revenge!
What's wrong with you? How rude!
Cover your mouth when you cough!
You know what time it is?
What's the big deal? Just ten minutes late. It's hot here.
You shouldn't have picked this place to meet.
Hey, you alright? You alright? Don't you scare me!
Passing out? Don't get too close...
Run...
I want revenge...
Hong Kong people have worked too hard. They can fall asleep anywhere.
Hospitals in town have accepted patients passing out all of a sudden.
They exhibited no symptoms beforehand.
Experts are worried about a massive flu outbreak.
It's said many doctors and nurses suddenly went into a coma today.
Patients were shot slipping out.
Are these incidents interlinked?
Stay tuned for further development.
This is Snoop reporting.
Sweetie, it's said salt is good for flu prevention.
Where do they keep salt? Give me all the stock.
What do you want so much salt for? You can't consume so much.
It's for reselling.
Uncle, here you are. All salt.
Old Lam, what are you sweeping up?
Food, of course.
Let's go get Isatis Root.
Is it effective?
I don't know.
I do know that if we don't get some, others will clear them all up.
Oh, Isatis Root... Isatis Root...
Don't fight...
You are home.
Mom, Pa, what a shopping spree!
Either we stocked up or we'd have to go without.
You don't know, they didn't come easy.
You have not watched the news?
All hell has broken loose. People are sweeping everything up!
I know.
But why did you buy chicken and pork? You are not worried?
It's said the germ comes from pigs and chickens.
It won't die even after boiling.
How did you know?
I read it online.
We have more than 10,000 members.
We have more business than we can handle.
Stop it... why?
Vivienne got it online,
The illness can be passed through skin contact.
Did you say you have more than 10,000 members,
more than you could handle?
Hey, Pay up first.
Here you are.
Great! For less than a minute's work.
Hold it!
I was told money is a transmission medium.
Now let's pray.
Have you heard?
It's said praying is one way of getting infected.
How come? How can praying give you infection?
They say it's droplet infection!
If so, we all the more have to pray for them.
Are you really scared?
Welcome to Snoop.
Lately there have been cases of people mysteriously passing out.
Now we have the latest development.
Professor Robort, is it confirmed that it's related to animal flu?
Yes, this flu was first transmitted from animals to humans.
It has evolved into human to human transmission.
Where did this virus come from?
Sharks. So it is called fish flu for the time being.
How is it transmitted?
Through air.
A sneeze and it's spread to others.
Sneeze!
Prof Robort, you alright?
I was demonstrating it.
Bear it in mind, fish flu virus thrives on adrenaline.
The higher your adrenaline level, the easier it is for you to get infected.
When do our adrenaline levels shoot up?
When you get angry, nervous, emotional or manic.
Remember, keep calm and you are safe.
It's mine... Mine...
Cut it out...
Be fast or be sorry!
You are in it with these people?
Oh my goodness! lt's your fault, you shouldn't have taken part in it!
I didn't want to be left empty-handed.
Hey... Help...
They have passed out... Help...
What to do?
Calm down, everyone!
It's said if you get mad, you'll easily get infected.
What shall we do then?
We'll start with breathing.
Breathing...
Let's do it together.
Inhale“.exhale...inhale.“exhale...
Now smile to the one next to you.
See? No more passing out.
Let's wear a smile while doing our shopping spree, alright?
Greet others...
Could you give me a box?
Sure... Thank you.
Cut it out. It's closing time.
Closing time...
What about these people?
Could you give me a hand?
Help"
Hey, what are you doing?
Help! Why drag me in here?
Take it easy. It's about massage.
Mortgage?
You mean I should mortgage my flat to you?
You are so hot, not a problem.
It's not about your flat, it's about your feet.
What about my feet?
You are hot tempered, you are prone to infection.
We are providing massage for the neighbours to help everyone keep calm.
What we are offering is the Swedish massage.
It's developed by Henri Peter Ling...
Hold it! It sounds high class.
How much are you charging us?
It's free. Bravo...
Hey, easy, alright?
Don't be upset.
Praising can enhance your immunity.
Right...
Vivienne, you were a bit too hard.
Hing, you have a captivating smile.
How sweet of you.
You are feminine in doing massage.
Hey, I have a boyfriend already!
But, I say you are quite macho too.
It feels so good.
You have gorgeous eyebrows. Really?
Fair skin and gorgeous eyebrows...
Thank you...
What a crowd!
Pa, how come you are here? Are you worried about Vivienne?
Yes, and to return him this.
Here's the salt.
Why are you returning the salt to me?
I thought it's good for the cure, but actually it's not.
So I'm giving it back.
I have to go.
Uncle, since you are here, why not get a massage?
Indeed, Pa, you are so short-fused.
A foot massage can calm you down.
But you have a full house already.
You have no one to spare for me.
If you don't mind, let me do it.
Harder. It's like scratching.
Sorry.
Do you mean to kill me?
Hey, Sir, if you are so irritable, you are prone to infection.
Uncle, sorry, it's my fault. I irritate you all the time.
Now you are talking.
You have time for volunteering work but not for making money.
I'm sorry, but I have worked hard.
I am holding five jobs already.
I mean to save money faster 50 that I can marry Vivienne.
Don't overwork yourself, or you can’t live to use the money.
Yes...
I used to hate the very sight of you.
I had the urge to slap you.
Since I have to keep calm to stay healthy,
I don't find you that hard to bear.
So...we should just take things easy.
It's true to me as well.
By praising others more, I find myself less easily irritated.
Kwok Po, he's now so mellow.
He'll say "yes" to whatever you ask.
Uncle...
I really love Vivienne very much.
I want to take care of her all her life.
I want to marry her.
Could you give me her hand?
What's the point of me saying "yes"?
You ask her yourself.
Brother Bing, what are you guys doing here? You're gambling?
I asked you all to come for mutual support in this difficult time.
But you are busy playing Pai Gow and poker. What's wrong with you guys?
What? Five sevens?
You cheat in a mock game? Really?
Old habit die hard.
It's my habit to chop off a cheater's hands.
It's my habit to take preemptive chopping!
Try me, come on!
It's my habit to stop people fighting. You all calm down.
My foot! How can I calm down? We are having a fight!
Rev, just save it.
We Hong Kong people blow up for nothing. Now he did cheat!
Indeed.
It's about time I grabbed something and hit.
Delivery...Let's eat... Good...
Food can calm you down! Dig in...
What? I don't have the appetite.
I have yet to blow the top off.
Take it easy, or it'll get you infected.
Bluffing me? Silly...
Sneeze!
Cover your nose when you sneeze!
Something wrong with you?
Thank you for your concern. It's my nasal allergy.
It doesn't look like allergy to me. You really are sneezing.
Indeed...
You were all irritable just now. Can we get infected?
What?
Calm down, take it easy.
Oh no...I suddenly feel dizzy.
I think I have a temperature.
Take it easy.
Let me sing a song to soothe your souls.
You sing? Spare us.
How can we avoid getting the flu?
How can we prevent catching the flu of the century?
Have a healthy diet and 8 glasses of water a day.
Vaccination is a must as well.
How can we avoid catching the flu?
How can we prevent mass infection?
Take your shot, for vaccines are your friends!
The song really has the pacifying effect.
It also gives you the urge to dance!
So finger pointing can be a dance move!
The lyrics don't fit the tune,
but it's quite soothing.
Right.
Let's sing together, alright?
Yes...
How can we avoid catching the flu?
How can we prevent mass infection?
Wash your hands thoroughly,
Be civic minded.
Preventive measures keep the community strong and fit
and gives the country a clean bill of health.
The song has soothed me down.
Then we don't have to worry about the illness.
No...
I always think that I have the power to change the world.
Then let's put it online to spread it across the globe.
Yes!
Hei Lai-mei!
Lam Tsoi-yeh?
What took you so long to come settle the scores with me?
Aren't you worried that after lashing out at me,
you will be so upset that you fall ill?
You...
How can we avoid catching the flu? How can we prevent catching the flu of...
How would I be upset?
It's just a minor misunderstanding between us.
I am here to clear it up only.
You mean to ask why I set you up?
Yes, may I ask if it's premeditated?
Of course. When I said I appreciated you and recruited you,
I meant to manipulate you and put you up on a pedestal.
Only then would the fall be fatal.
You...
How can we avoid catching the flu? How can we prevent catching the flu of...
How naughty of you!
You shouldn't have played this trick.
It's obvious. I am overjoyed whenever I see your wife treating you as a foe.
Do you mind telling me what made you do this?
Don't you remember how you treated me at school, how you hurt me?
Sorry, I really have no idea.
I was so madly in love with you.
Instead of accepting me,
you teased me in front of Chai Ching-man.
You were in love with me? How come I didn't know?
Were you just dreaming?
No!
I really don't remember.
I did so much for you, and yet you have no memory of it ?
I really don't remember anything.
I spent so much time hating you and plotting my revenge,
but you have no memory of it?
You had the patience to plot your revenge for years?
Though I find this sick,
I can still appreciate the good side of you, your manipulation skills.
But let me tell you, I quit.
I've finally won!
Save it.
Whatever you have done, you can’t alienate Ching-man and I.
We'll patch up.
Your revenge plan is in vain after all.
Lam Tsoi-yeh, I'll cut up your posters.
How come they've been messed with like that?
Who did it?
X M.
Yau Tin?
How can we avoid catching the flu?
Why have you damaged the posters?
Because I hate Lam Tsoi-yeh.
I want revenge.
Good, I hate him too.
Let's do it together!
No...this is not the way to do it.
Then how?
Miss Ching-man, you've got mail.
Thank you. You're welcome.
Ching-man, I made the mistake of lying to you.
I know you are still upset.
But please give me a chance to tell you what really happened.
This is of no use. I won't believe you.
You can write me a hundred letters and it still won't work.
Hello. I am a reporter.
I met Lam Tsoi-yeh through work.
I knew that you were a loving couple.
When I read about you two breaking up because of Hei Lai-mei, I got worried.
I hope this footage can help you learn about the truth. Please watch it.
Lai-mei, you are drunk.
I love you, Tsoi-yeh.
Lai-mei, I have a wife. Please cut it out.
So what? I still love you.
Lai-mei...
Chai Ching-man, I really am Wang Ming-chuen.
I agreed to shoot this because I was moved by your husband.
I don't know what happened to you two,
but I can tell you this:
your husband loves you very much,
or he wouldn't have come to me.
Believe me, with me here, he dares not fail you.
Wang Ming-chuen does have her power.
Have I really wronged Tsoi-yeh?
But why should Hei Lai-mei set him up?
(Hei Lai-mei calling)
Hei Lai-mei, what do you call me for?
May I have a word with you? I am outside your door.
Alright.
Hei Lai-mei, why did you set my hubby up? Why did you break us up?
Yes, I broke you two up, so what?
I couldn't stand you two so lovey-dovey.
I wanted you two to fall out.
Why? What have we done to deserve it?
Your hubby asked for it.
I want him to lose his beloved.
I want to ruin his career.
Lai-mei, you...
What? Do you find me sick and cheap and wicked?
Lash out at me, with all your might!
You are sick!
You can hit me even.
Come on, come and hit me. I won't go away.
Come on, take it all out on me!
I can't take it anymore!
Sis, are you going to beat people up? Do you need a hand?
What are you doing here?
I brought him here for your family reunion.
You...
Honey...
Lai-mei, what have you done to her?
I have done nothing.
I brought her brother over only.
Lam Tsoi-yeh, does it hurt to see her like this?
You can’t bear it, right?
Do you know that over-excitement will cause adrenaline level to shoot up?
You are so excited!
I...
Lam Tsoi-yeh, I want revenge!
Drop dead!
I am sure you know what a state Hong Kong is in.
I do hope that you can root for Hong Kong.
Sure, you have my support!
Good!
Ko Manager, what are you going to do?
I mean to cancel this year's award presentation.
It'll be replaced by a "pop Hong Kong up concert".
Cancelled?
We are likely to win the best group award.
Right...
What about me?
It's obvious I'll sweep up all the awards.
My hit song will get the best adaptation, the best lyrics and song of the year awards.
It's so unfair to me that you're cancelling the presentation.
Calm down first.
What is a music award presentation?
What comes first? Music or award presentation?
Yes, winning an award means getting more commercial deals,
more popular, more limelight, and making more money.
But that's not what we music-makers are after.
To me, it is.
It's not just the music scene,
Hong Kong, and even the world, is torn apart, as if it's doomsday.
But as my idol Wong Ka-kui used to say,
music can keep doomsday at bay.
We should try it to see if it's true.
Good point. But actually what are you driving at?
Let's not talk about it. Let's sing!
I can hear the well-wishing rhymes even when the earth is moving.
The snow by the mountainside thaws during the warm night.
Events come and go.
Love is what this world needs.
You and I have survived it all.
Our hearts beat together.
The world is far from coming to its end.
We have survived the night.
However thick the snow gets,
those who love you will stand unwavered.
Who really can grow old together?
The rain should have cleared our minds.
Let's leave our fights and enmity behind.
We are now comrades.
We have come to know,
the earth has no end.
Under the harmonious sky, we play in tune with the land and the sea.
Those who love you will stand unwavered.
Who really can grow old together?
The rain should have cleared our minds.
Let's leave our fights and enmity behind.
Cherish our comrades
and be grateful for the fights together.
You are my beloved comrade.
What? Was it really that bad?
I remember you once said you wanted to move all the people of Hong Kong.
I once doubted it,
but you really could do it.
Thank you.
Let me remind you,
I won't let love slip away again.
Let me remind you,
I've always been there,
from the day we first met.
Just yesterday, how many found their love now their ex?
Before I met you, I was clueless.
So many wrong picks, so many wrong turns,
all were like cautionary tales for the next to come.
If I had met you then,
it probably would have just been another fling.
I am grateful, I met you at the right time.
When I've had my share of follies,
you show up to hug me.
Back then I was too naive to seem worth it,
so you probably would have just passed me by.
That's why I say, I am grateful,
for the right moment in time.
I have learnt my lessons, and come to realise what I should cherish.
The past was a series of trials on how I should treat you.
You are my treasure.
Meeting you at the right place and the right time,
Heaven is really kind to me.
My starry lipstick! Now it's gone to you.
I lined up for a long time to get it.
Give it back!
No big deal. Let me be your lipstick.
Come get it.
No... Come on...
Honey, it's been some time since you last lashed out at me,
Get up and scold me.
Or I'll put the glasses on you.
Get up or I'll bite you.
I'm a vampire. I'll really bite you.
I went travelling the world after finishing school.
I could bump into you again when I came back.
You came into my life and changed my world.
Don't make me travel alone for the rest of the trip, alright?
A clear mind allows no sentimental feelings.
Love can only be found when you are lost.
It's a joy even if the encounter is only in my dream.
I can pour my heart out to you.
Do you remember this song?
Do you remember the first time you hit me?
You had allergy.
Do you remember how I helped you overcome it?
It's by using an orange.
The more you are terrified of oranges,
the more you have to touch them.
From this moment on,
I'll show you one from time to time.
You are moving!
How did I do it?
The song?
Or the orange?
Honey, smell it, smell it hard!
Honey...
It's the orange!
It really is the orange!
Honey...
Hubby, the orange is sweet.
Honey... Hubby...
Oranges have saved the world!
Retail trade is back to normal.
The vaccine against the fish flu has been developed.
The world has given fish flu a beating.
Our lives are back to normal.
You guys are back. Yes...
Mommy, Daddy.
Prof Robort, how come he still has not come to?
Indeed. Others would come to after taking the shot.
How come he hasn't come to?
Though I wear many hats, I am not a fish flu expert.
Is his life in danger?
Don't worry, his vital signs are normal.
I think the only thing we can do now is to wait with patience.
Where am I?
“New?
So I died young?
Who are you?
Don't you recognise me? I am Shirley.
Shirley? The shark I ate?
Yes, I became a shark angel after I was eaten.
I am now Angela Shirley.
Angela Shirley?
I have something to show you. Come with me.
Why did you bring me here?
Who is this kid?
He's the childhood you.
Marianne, I want BBQ pork buns.
No BBQ pork buns.
Master gave me ten grand for your lunch.
I have to use it all up, or he'll accuse me of taking a cut.
Then what should we have?
We can only order shark's fin.
But we've already had it for days in a row.
We have to have it every day, for every meal.
Don't you parrot me. Or Master will scold me again.
I now remember why I would speak with that accent,
and why I love shark's fin so much.
Then let me take you somewhere else.
Oh, how come we are back at home?
I want to show you how you did your homework when you were small.
Marianne, how come you'd help me with my homework?
I don't want to.
But Master has gone to work and Ma'am to a ball.
If not me, who?
Just do it.
I don't know this math problem on division.
My teacher uses examples to help me understand.
You give me an example.
OK, you listen.
If your daddy has a fortune of $1 million,
he has no other sons,
whom will he pass the money to?
All to me. Daddy will give his fortune to me.
Yes, very smart.
Now do it.
Oh yes, Marianne helped me do my sums by using Daddy's fortune as examples.
She shaped me!
There's more.
Granny, are you alright?
How wicked of you! You pushed me!
I didn’t do it.
You did.
I didn’t do it!
What? How could you?
I didn't do it...
Granny, what is it?
She pushed me...It hurt...
I didn’t do it.
Go back to the police station with me...
Don't take Marianne away...
No good deeds go unpunished!
Master Tin, you remember it.
Don't be a good man.
Come on, cut it out.
Was it because of what she said, I refused to be a good man?
Yes.
That's why we shouldn't feed the kids the wrong ideas.
They really will follow suit.
Thanks for showing me my past,
or I wouldn't have known what made me who I am.
Now you have seen your past,
it's about time you went with me.
I know, you are taking me to Hell.
I never said that.
Then where are you taking me?
Back to your family.
Will you be this nice?
So you want to go to Hell?
Forget what I just said.
Actually, do you know why you went on the wrong path?
Because you didn't know yourself.
You had no clue what you were doing.
Bear this in mind.
Know yourself, only then will you know how to be a man.
Shirley!
He has come to! He's fine now!
Rascal, you called out a woman's name even in a coma!
Daddy, Shirley is not a woman. She's a shark.
When I met her, I thought I was going to Hell.
Did she bite you?
No, but we took a selfie.
He's speaking nonsense.
No big deal, so long as he's come to.
Professor, though he's come to, he's acting weird.
The long coma has taken its toll.
He's delusional.
I'm not delusional.
Whatever, you have to cure my son.
Daddy, did you call me son?
You are my son.
I am so happy. You've taken me back!
Then grow up, sonny.
Did you call me son?
I'll likely be your stepfather.
A daddy and a stepfather,
the world is overflowing with fatherly love.
Happy Father's Day!
Inhale! Hold it! Exhale slowly.
Future fathers, practise it at home with your wife, OK?
OK...
That's all for today, OK?
OK, thank you.
Honey, let me take you home.
I can go back myself.
You have not been in the office for days.
But... No but.
Just go, Councillor Lam.
Alright. Call me.
Folks and friends, I am Hei Lai-mei.
I am taking part in the upcoming Legislative Council elections.
I have years of council experience.
I can help you realise your wishes.
Please vote for me. Thank you...
What? Are you here to copy my election strategy?
You said you wouldn't take part in it.
I never said I would take part.
I just don't understand why you would take part.
Why not?
How can you?
What's wrong with me?
Can't you see you are mentally unfit for it?
What mentally unfit? I can sue your for smearing me.
I am telling the truth.
Your heart is not in the right place.
You will resort to any means to do people in.
You are not fit to be a legislator.
Lam Tsoi-yeh, can't you see I am far from being a unique case?
Lai-mei, you have many supporters.
Folks, thank you for your support...
I'll do my best to serve you, thank you.
You are reluctant to take part in the elections, right?
How did you know?
But I don't know the reason why.
So I got you here to ask you.
I want to emigrate to Africa.
What?
To be honest, the idea comes up from time to time.
I wonder if I should emigrate.
I love this place,
but it terrifies me at the same time.
I grew up here.
Many say the community is full of conflicts.
I am indeed filled with conflicts.
I've travelled the globe.
People normally love the place where they were born.
How come we dislike this place where we were born?
How come we dislike the people around us so much?
You make it sound like a tangle.
Instead of getting caught in the tangle,
why don't I pursue a simple life in a simple place?
Isn't that a bit too grim?
It's not just grim. It's pitch dark.
Politics is no different from showbiz,
it too has a dark side.
Just make sure you aren't part of it.
Even if I were a cup of bleach,
I couldn't purify the whole tainted pond.
Wrong metaphor.
It's dark because no light is let in.
A ray of light can dispel darkness and brighten it up.
You keep saying we only have phonies for candidates,
then earnest people like you should step up to the challenge.
(Legislative Council Election Forum)
Welcome to the Legislative Council Election Forum.
Let's first hear it from Candidate Mr Lam Tsoi-yeh.
I am No Z Lam Tsoi-yeh.
I left home after finishing school.
For many years, I was wandering across the globe.
Then I chose to return to my home town, Hong Kong.
The Hong Kong I remember would make you proud.
The people were hardworking and resilient.
What we have today is the result of years of hard work.
But I find that many are filled with discontent.
How can we change the situation?
How can we ensure our next generation can grow up in a healthy environment?
It's beyond the effort of one.
It calls for the participation of those in politics and in business,
and in fact, every citizen.
We should figure it out together.
I may not be able to change the world,
but I can make sure the world can’t change me.
If I am elected a legislator,
I'll keep on monitoring every department,
to make sure they all do their part.
Meanwhile, I too will keep asking myself,
have I done my part?
What about you?
Castles in the air can't be reached.
I'll work hard to realise my dreams
and seek progress every day.
However lofty my ambitions,
it can come true one day.
I once aimed for the star.
I got it in the end.
Dream big... Dream big...
Work hard for it... Work hard...
Do my best... Do your best...
With your support... You'll make it.
See me take to the sky.
Now you know it,
all it takes is working hard for it.
I can do it!
It may seem very easy.
Have a go and you'll know if it's true.
Reality may not be like what you think.
There maybe a big gap in between.
You won't know it's hard
until you've tried to do it.
So I could actually do it!
Realise your dreams...
Try taking a step at a time...
A step at a time...
Take your time...
Take time to explore...
You'll learn only if you try.
Don't be rash...
After tasting the hardship,
you'll find it really encouraging...
So if I work hard at it,
I can make it too!
Hong Kong people. Pull it together! Be friends again!